Girl Scout story blurb
I foolishly asked everyone to vote on a title for my “Girl Scout” novella without actually telling anyone what it was about! Thankfully, very few people thought it was a “naughty” story … or at […]
Category: Fiction
Lay’s Lutefisk and Liver Potato Chips
Lay’s Lutefisk and Liver Potato Chips Posted on February 25, 2014 by pauldelancey Edit I will become a millionaire. I have entered the most scathingly brilliant flavor idea for Lay’s potato chip contest – lutefisk and liver. How could it […]
Back Again
If you still doubt the reality of reincarnation, consider this: the great comedic actor Chris Farley died in 1997. Shortly thereafter, in 2000, Toronto Mayor Rob Ford won his first City Council seat. Yup, Chris […]
When you fall off the bicycle, you gotta get back on the horse and put your best foot in front of your worst one.
The best things in life are free. Mocking is free so mocking is one of the best things in life. Juggling is also free and the collective and I have been taking juggling lessons. We’re learning […]
A Way Forward
I’m liberal, but I’m no absolutist. I believe in compromise. For example, I think people should be allowed to bring guns into bars and churches, as long as they agree to carry those guns by […]
Him (a parody)
Rachel, waiting for her upgrade to OS2, stared at the red screen of her laptop, and fidgeted. What would dating an OS be like? She wondered. Prematurely, she envisioned the details of the wedding. What kind […]
How to turn a horse into a horsedog in one easy step.
We’ll start by saying that this is not, not cruel but most fun things are. Step one: Show your son or daughter (in my case I’ll be using my imaginary son) a picture of a […]
Airlines Warned of Possible Cucumber Pants Bomb, Though No Specific Threat Known
The U.S. government has warned airlines to pay particular attention to the possibility of terrorists attempting to hide explosives inside the front of their pants within a hollowed out cucumber, a result of new intelligence, […]
Please do not be alarmed. This is not real.
Thank gods we’re here to tell it like it is. We received a very disturbing email last night and for one brief moment, we were shocked to our very core. There are some things in life […]
Industry Warns of Coming Shortage of Whatever It Is They Happen to Sell
A leading industry which makes a well known product has graciously alerted the public to the fact that there is a dangerous and disruptive shortage certainly coming in the possibly near future. An industry spokesman […]