Why the world is in ruins.
I’ve never been accused of being reasonable and I doubt if I ever will. If I were to list all my faults here, it would take you 26 years, 12 weeks and 11 hours to […]
Category: Fiction
A Restaurant For People Who Still Care About The Constitution
If you’re like me, you’re sick and tired of surrendering your Second Amendment rights whenever you go into the courthouse for a contentious child-custody hearing. You’ve had it up to here with a Post Office […]
The parting of the ways of the couple who were once Scurvy Jane and Thirsty Dave.
Nobody wants to know how Thirsty Dave and Scurvy Jane broke up so I’ll tell you. They were having a romantic night in, watching some high-class poker tournament when words were had. The thirsty one, being […]
Keith Richards’ Body Found Alive Inside His Apartment
In the wake of this weekend’s discovery of Academy Award-winning actor Philip Seymour Hoffman’s body found dead in his Manhattan apartment, most likely from a drug overdose, news came quickly of another grisly discovery – […]
Mrs. Johanson clearly puts Larry in his place with style and grace.
Although the world continues to learn from what I don’t say and don’t do, I might still became a teacher one day. When you’re endowed with the vast, abundance of knowledge that I undoubtedly have, it’s […]
Simple Corned Beef and Tic-tac-toe
Irish Entree SIMPLE CORNED BEEF INGREDIENTS 1 4-to-5 pound ready-to-cook corned beef brisket 6 russet potatoes 3 large carrots 1 large white onion 1/2 head cabbage water SPECIAL UTENSIL crock pot PREPARATION Put ready-to-cook corned […]
Cruise To Nowhere
While everyone was very busy ooing and ahhing over the superbowl commercials for things like underwear from David Beckham and sparkling water from Scarlett Johanson – I was mesmerized by another commercial – one where […]
What We Learned from the Super Bowl XLVIII
Each year, the Super Bowl offers us so many lessons, and this year is no different. Allow me to present to you the lessons of Super Bowl XLVIII 1 .No matter how he tried, Peyton […]
Winter Touring for the Brave
Now that Madam and I are home from our 10-day caper on a dairy farm, it seemed like a perfect time to debrief about the trip. It was, after all, an uncommon winter adventure – […]
Caution Is Advised
The other day at the gym I was taking a break from doing workout sets. To be honest, I wasn’t feeling drained from physical exertion. No, I was sick of women bugging me by asking […]