Most say I do not have a mind but they can mind their own business and do it somewhere else with 72 cats for all I care.

Some say it’s about time, some say it’s too soon and most couldn’t care less but I thought it was about time I opened up the inner workings of the Bill Y mind. This procedure […]

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I Did NOT Wear a Nightgown in the Lobby While Putting Out the Garbage and Insulting Old Ladies!

It’s Saturday morning, my only lazy morning of the week. I’ll get dressed later. Right now all I want to do is sit and watch Mythbusters on cable. You’d better put the garbage out before […]

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This Week’s Winning Lottery Numbers Are . . . . ???

  This is the first installment of the ongoing series: The Psychic’s Corner.  HO Predicts you will enjoy the posts of the very funny and talented Deb Martin-Webster     “Here’s something to think about: […]

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Ronan O’Brien doesn’t have any eyelids.

Ronan O’Brien was a nondescript, cold-hearted kid who didn’t give much away. He carried the same blank expression every time you saw him and was hard to read. To describe him as lazy is to […]

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Mom!!

Last October thieves stole several paintings from a museum in Rotterdam. They were invaluable masterpieces from painters including Monet, Matisse, and Gauguin. Three suspects were later arrested, one of whom had stored the paintings at […]

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Ice Ice Baby

The first time I went to meet Jill Y’s parents was a terrifying experience. I don’t usually care what people think of me and but I needed them to like be because I was pretty […]

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Strange things happen on pedestals.

And so the inevitable happens. We all know and agree that Steve Buscemi is one of the finest actors around. Steve Buscemi himself knows this. He often works with the Coen Brothers and is not […]

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