Resolutions I Ought to Make But Probably Won’t
For years now, my one New Year’s resolution has been to make no resolutions. This year will be different, because I will at least think of some things that ought to be done better in […]
Category: Everyday Life
Google Plans to Raise the Dead
Ray Kurzweil, Google’s Director of Engineering, wants to develop the technology to raise the dead. Before anyone screams zombies and vampires, the technology centers around using stored keepsakes, memories, journals, etc. to create a virtual […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please thank my cheapskate boss for his thoughtful Christmas gift. If I’m ever held captive in a Turkish prison the shitty dollar store aftershave he gave me will keep the rats out of my […]
Laughter Yoga
I often write about my yoga exploits. I go to yoga to relax, meditate and de-stress. I know there are different types of yoga out there that add more challenge, but frankly, I have no […]
Brother, Can You Spare A Rocket Launcher
According to an article in the Los Angeles Times, during a one-day gun buyback in Los Angeles, people turned in 2,037 firearms, including 75 assault weapons and a rocket launcher. Yes, you read that correctly: […]
THE TOP 5 NUMBER ONE MOST IMPORTANT ISSUES TO REPUBLICANS
#1: THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS This nonsensical non-issue is a Republican favorite. Conservatives love to tell us we are not allowed to wish people “Happy Holidays,” even if we don’t know their religion, […]
Gifts I Did Not Give Out or Get This Year
I love the weeks leading up to the holidays. Well, let me amend that. I love the infomercials on TV in the wee hours of the morning leading up to the holidays. Many a night, […]
Truth May Have Been Stretched A Bit In Wison Family Christmas Letter
After extensive investigative reporting by yours truly, Katherine Wilson admits that the truth may have been stretched a bit in this year’s Wilson Family Christmas letter. Katherine wrote that daughter Irene “has definitely been using […]
The Sort of Official HumorOutcasts Holiday Card Written by Our Office Staff
It’s time for the 2nd Annual HumorOutcasts.com Holiday Card. This is our way of saying thank you to all our writers and readers. We appreciate so much the time you spend with us each […]