Goodwill Clothing Might be Possessed
Evangelist Pat Robertson says that if you buy clothes at a goodwill store, you need to pray over them in case the clothes were possessed by demons—yep, demons. The possibility of possessed clothing leads me […]
Evangelist Pat Robertson says that if you buy clothes at a goodwill store, you need to pray over them in case the clothes were possessed by demons—yep, demons. The possibility of possessed clothing leads me […]
According to real, legitimate researchers, our belly buttons and our armpits are rainforests of bacteria. I have two comments on this research topic: First: That is disgusting. And second: what makes scientists select belly buttons […]
To a child, a birthday is second only to Christmas as The Greatest Day of the Year. A birthday means a party, balloons, presents, and being the center of attention. It also means being one […]
Some might say that Seth MacFarlane is probably not having a good day today, given that his Oscar-hosting duties are getting slammed by everyone from critics to the Jewish community to apparently women (it may […]
Now that we’re all destined to become fat sacks of trash, it’s especially important that Americans be able to easily access their beloved scooters. But now that Barack Hussein Nobumer has criminalized being old, in […]
If you are like most people, you wonder about the lives of celebrities. But standup comic Suzy Soro managed to take it one step further. You will laugh and gasp as you turn the pages […]
It’s a huge cultural taboo to criticize teachers, but I don’t care. They are not perfect and I can’t keep quiet about this issue any longer. My beef is with the relentless assignment of […]
Dear Lord, please comfort our aquatic loving grandchildren after this morning’s upset. When their grandfather said he was going to drop the kids off at the pool he meant he needed to take a dump, […]
I recently saw this sign outside the Wal-mart dressing rooms. I’ll have to be more conscientious about following the rules next time. I wonder what the attendant woud say if I stripped out of my […]
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