Matchmaking for Mediocrity
I was sitting in a doctor’s waiting room bored out of my mind waiting for my friend to come out from her exam. In an effort not to fall asleep, I reached for a magazine […]
I was sitting in a doctor’s waiting room bored out of my mind waiting for my friend to come out from her exam. In an effort not to fall asleep, I reached for a magazine […]
This week I passed a distracted driver and had to do a second take. She wasn’t yelling at her kids or texting— she was knitting. Well actually, she was unraveling a skein of yarn as […]
Last night, I caught a rerun of “Golden Girls”. In this episode, Sophia coached a Pee Wee Football team to a surprise victory. When her daughter Dorothy asked how she managed to win the game, […]
This was an email that I got this morning. Read closely. I know the product that this email was advertising. In fact, I plan on ordering Sticky Buddy, the magical lint and hair remover. When […]
Dear Lord, please let me win the Mega Millions Jackpot and I promise I’ll pay back all the cash I “borrowed” from Uncle Jerry’s bank accounts, mom’s wallet, the kid’s piggy banks, the company petty cash […]
The Hunger Games has been blowing away box office records and details the struggles of a dystopian future world of Panem – where teens are made to fight to the death by an oppressive central […]
I have been talking to fellow HumorOutcasts.com writer Deb Martin Webster about our future Mega Million Dollar Lottery Win. I am happy to report that Deb is on board for sharing the Mega fortunes no […]
“What’s in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.” ~William Shakespeare “Thanks for that Willie, but you’re wrong – names matter.” ~Tor Constantino Despite what The […]
In response to new research confirming the “hygiene hypothesis”, which theorizes that asthma, many allergies, and other illnesses are aided by immune systems which have operated in too clean of an environment and are thus […]