Ticking Off Restaurant Help
A banker in Newport Beach, California, left a server, who waited on him during lunch, a 1% tip on a $133 bill in support of his position as a member of the top 1 % […]
Category: Lifestyle
The Honest Truth of What I’m About to Say Will Probably Enrage You
I have a 6th sense when it comes to knowing how to push people’s buttons. Normally I try to avoid such unpleasantness. Unfortunately that’s not always possible. I realize what I’m about to say will […]
A History of Contraception
If we’ve learned one thing from the Republican debates—other than the fact that Republicans are retarded—it’s that Barack Obama is a religion-hating baby killer. And with all the hubbub over the president’s “war on religion,” […]
Fun and Free New Craze: Ear Fingering
Darwin saw this coming… the evolution of ear-finger games was inevitable. Not only is this revelation a gamer’s dream it’s also a huge relief on their parent’s pocketbooks. Free to play, and unlike nose picking, […]
What The Hell Happened To Family Feud?
Being unemployed means having time to watch daytime television. Even if you don’t want to, you have to. You don’t have a choice. It’s a rite of passage of being unemployed. As a matter of […]
Bad Cabin Fever Induced Poetry
All over the country people are up to their ass in snow! It seems there’s no end to the blasted white stuff. In a complete non sequitur flip I’m a huge fan of Dr. Seuss. […]
There is No “IQ” in Text Message
I have been worried about the world for a long time—not in a “Mayan Calendar Explosion kind of way” but in a “Have we all swallowed stupid pills?” kind of way. I thought we hit rock […]
If You Had an Extra 15 Minutes a Day, What Would You Do?
If you’re anything like me, you probably wish you could add a few extra hours into the day, just so that you could get the BASICS done. I don’t have a cleaner. And the last […]
