Ballooning Threat
If you come from Mexico, or call yourself Honduran, Please step back from our border; you will have to wait your turn. Despite rights of asylum that are lawful internationally I’ll brand you as a […]
If you come from Mexico, or call yourself Honduran, Please step back from our border; you will have to wait your turn. Despite rights of asylum that are lawful internationally I’ll brand you as a […]
I’ve stated very clearly my belief we’d be at war With North Korea now – if not for Kim’s and my rapport. He wrote me lovely letters, laced with scent of his cologne, And I […]
Here’s your daily briefing from Trump News Network (formerly known as Fox News). Stunning Midterm Election Victory The midterms are over, and President Trump is basking in the glow of a historic Republican triumph. The […]
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything […]
The midterms are two weeks away; Let’s look at what I have to say. All pay attention to my ranting, Lack of truth there notwithstanding. It matters not if Brett drank booze. You know who’s […]
With POTUS talking directly to journalists and broadcasters, the White House Daily Press Briefing may be as extinct as the Tyrannosaurus Rex. Why do 45s diatribes need interpretation when Himself is here, there, and everywhere, […]
Pundits speculate about extreme self-protective measures Donald Trump may take as the Mueller investigation and disclosures of sleazy associates draw the circle of criminal responsibility ever closer. This speculation, however, is hopelessly naïve. Trump has […]
Getting ready for the day he leaves office (which might not be far away) President-Select Trump has a whole host of ghost-written books all ready for publication to make sure he stays in the public […]
I drink a lot of beer. I like beer. Beer is what I like to drink. But never once have brewskis compromised the way I act or think. Now today I sit here, asked to […]
After Trump’s recent faux accomplishment skit at the UN, Antonio Guterres, UN General Secretary has announced open auditions for new acts. “It’s only fair to the other members” Guterres explained. “It’s pretty dull around here […]