Winter Touring for the Brave
Now that Madam and I are home from our 10-day caper on a dairy farm, it seemed like a perfect time to debrief about the trip. It was, after all, an uncommon winter adventure – […]
One of these things is doing its own thing…
There are cock-ups and then there are monumental cock-ups
Caution Is Advised
The other day at the gym I was taking a break from doing workout sets. To be honest, I wasn’t feeling drained from physical exertion. No, I was sick of women bugging me by asking […]
Thirsty Dave’s First Two Beers
If I didn’t see it with my own eyes, I wouldn’t have believed it. Even now that I’ve seen it, I still don’t think I believe it. When Thirsty Dave told us that he was […]
Unicorn Bites 2/2/14
Me: *puts 3-year-old’s hair in a ponytail* 3: Daddy, that’s fairy hair! I want to be a princess. I’m a terrible father. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 2, 2014 Good call on the commercials, fancy […]
Video: Hitler Learns of Paul’s Flying Squirrel Squadron
The end of Nazi Germany is near. Hitler’s bunker is about to be attacked by flying squirrels. He reacts. Click here to see video. My cookbook, Eat Me: 169 Fun Recipes From All Over the World and […]
I notice you didn’t apologize for the so-called music yet.
I suppose this is a start
Keeping It Real – Naked
When it comes to sex, I consider myself to be a fairly well adjusted person and by fairly I mean – I don’t run screaming from the room if a man takes his pants off. […]
Spot The Difference and Win Absolutely Nothing.
Noel “Gnome Lover” Nolan is not famous around these parts but if there was any justice, he would be. This most dedicated lover of gnomes is not a Bon Jovi fan, not a fan of […]
Unicorn Bites 2/1/14
My 3-year-old saw a picture of an orangutan and asked if it was a wookie. She lives in a world where Chewbacca is real. Childhood is awesome — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 2, 2014 Women […]