Unicorn Bites 6/29/13
Everyone with the same tribal tattoo should form a tribe to battle other tattoo groups until only one clan of douchebags remains. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 29, 2013 When my Internet is […]
God Is A Tricky Fellow
It seems that God (or whoever’s in charge) doesn’t care for empires and shuts them down when they arise. From Rome to Spain to England to Russia, they never last. But God can’t do it […]
On Writing: Today I Fight Back
So. This is the part where I try to let go and be freer in my writing, because people are making me suggesting it. It’s the part where I acknowledge that I’m excessively enamored with semi-colons, spot-on grammar and words […]
You can break in but be prepared to be freaked out.
Sugartastic Daddy John broke into our apartment this morning. He’s recently started selling alarms and wanted to highlight how simple it would be, to break in, without an adequate alarm system in place. He helped […]
Unicorn Bites 6/28/13
Never trust your kids. They love you, but they’d also sell you out in a heartbeat for an ice cream sandwich. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 28, 2013 Sometimes I think my job […]
Un-Dating Sites
When I watch TV at night, my channel selection offers me commercials that range from “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!” emergency jewelry to dating sites promising me a chance at eternal love and […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please explain to our dimwitted redneck neighbor that using plastic milk jugs as floating pool toys only works after you drink the milk, Amen.
Hard Knocks
What’s your biggest nightmare? No, it’s not coming out of your anger management class to find that someone’s stolen your car. That’s not even close. Nightmare numero uno is being on trial for murder and […]
Rick Perry Cuts Education: Hasn’t Learned From His Own Example of Being An Idiot
During a speech given at the National Right to Life Convention on Thursday, Rick Perry offered what many are considering a low blow when he shined the spotlight on state Senator Wendy Davis’ personal life: […]
It’s not even selected so how am I supposed to deselect it? It’s like taking the batteries out of your remote controls and replacing them with Smarties and guess what? That doesn’t work either.
Have you ever been so annoyed that you removed all the batteries from your remote controls and replaced them with things that weren’t batteries? I’m talking about annoyance on a level, not seen since you […]