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June 3, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

When someone asks “How are you?”, do  you take that as an invitation to complain about everything wrong in your life?  Do you believe that the world cares about your every ache and pain? Is […]

9 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Relationships, Technologyapps, facebook, germs, humor, LinkedIn, sickness, social networks, twitter

Trip to Walmart

June 2, 2011January 3, 2012 Kevin Woolery

I went to Walmart a few weeks ago, because they were having a sale on wife beaters. Not actually people who beat wives, even though I’m sure they work there, but white tank tops. They […]

8 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, Lifestylecats, fiction, hoverrounds, humor, shopping, tee shirts, walmart

Personhood

June 2, 2011June 2, 2011 Eric Hetvile

Some abortion foes have continued to push for the defining of “personhood” at the moment of fertilization. “When the sperm meets the egg.” If this movement is successful, a woman could be charged with murder […]

8 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayabortion, idiots, personhood

Two Months Old and HumorOutcasts is making Great Progress

June 2, 2011June 5, 2011 admin

Let me start by saying thanks to all the writers who are providing such outstanding content.  Visitors who have found the site are staying and reading multiple posts, and this wouldn’t happen if the quality […]

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Am I My Father’s Son?

June 2, 2011July 16, 2011 Joseph Boxer

Parents pass along all kinds of traits to their children. I am blessed to have blue eyes, an articulate demeanor, a 6’3″ muscular stature, and a pendulum between my thighs. But there is one thing […]

16 CommentsRelationshipschildren, deviancy, DNA, funny, humor, parents

Rural Router Quickie Fix

June 2, 2011June 2, 2011 Deb Martin-Webster

Our rural area  has major issues with the Internet service. We constantly need to reset our router.  If you’ve ever needed to reboot your home wireless router, you know it’s important to disconnect it from […]

11 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Daycomputers, country living, internet, routers, sexy, wireless

Bedazzled

June 2, 2011 Richard Spall

Years ago, everyone laughed at the Bedazzler. But take a look around today. Everything is pretty much bedazzled. The Bedazzler, like many great technological advances, was way ahead of its time.

16 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Day

Leaving the Pasties Behind

June 2, 2011July 15, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

Learning annexes always send me brochures and schedules on inexpensive classes I can take in my free time. I normally circle about five courses that interest me from automobile repair to past life regression. Yes, I […]

10 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyleburlesque, chiropractor, dancing, dating, humor, middle age, pasties

Men and Brazilian Wax: Two Terms that Should Never Go Together

June 1, 2011July 27, 2011 Inactive

  There was an oil spill, so I wanted to visit the beach again before it got completely covered with crude.  Somehow, a black, sticky beach would be less romantic. You can’t bury your sweetheart […]

8 CommentsFiction, Ongoing Series, Relationshipsbeach, bikini wax, funny, girlfriends, humor, oil spills, trailer park

I Abdicated My Throne for a Bowl of Chili

June 1, 2011June 1, 2011 Gail Maria Forrest

My streak ended. It’s a bittersweet moment when you break a streak regardless of the dubious achievement of having attained it. My “Queen of One Date” title has been revoked by virtue of the fact […]

8 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Relationshipschili, dating, humor, Queen, relationships, royalty

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