This isn’t an emergency, but …
I’ve been feeling a little old lately, and it might have to do with the fact that I’ll soon hit my 28th anniversary as a 911 dispatcher. Doesn’t seem possible, does it? I mean, I […]
Trump Announces His Latest Premier Resort: TRUMP GREENLAND
August 26, 2019. Nuuk, Greenland – It was announced today that Trump Worldwide Resorts will soon open the crowning jewel in its long list of elite luxury properties: TRUMP GREENLAND. Initial errant remarks by Danish Prime […]
As School Year Looms, Penmanship Instructors Sound Alarm
WASHINGTON. Unemployed penmanship instructors marched on Congress yesterday, the last Sunday before most elementary school students return to school, demanding that the federal government commit $40 billion to improve America’s handwriting in order to avert a […]
Amazon Warrior – Wonder Woman and Me
I am an Amazon warrior. Not like Wonder Woman, all tricked out in hot pants, a bustier, and bullet-repelling bracelets, but still … I’m an Amazon warrior because almost every single day I’m building impressive […]
More States Allow Concealed Carry Notary Publics
FRAMINGHAM, Mass. The school year starts in less than two weeks, which means the Mall of New England here is crawling with boys and girls and their mothers, shopping for clothing and, in the case […]
Wait, don’t tell me:
We runners love to talk about running, even to non-runners but here are a few things we don’t need to hear (just saying). Running is bad for your knees. (Scientifically, no basis. In fact, the […]