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Reunion Has High School Twister King Tied Up in Knots
BEMIDJI, Minn. Bob and Carole Hulvig both graduated from high school in 1969, and both have a fifty-year reunion this year. “It would be fun,” says Carole, “except for one teeny-tiny little detail.” Beautiful downtown […]
Ask a Terrier: Just How Infra is Our Structure?
Professional Advice from a Licensed Dog Hey, Budleigh! So, when the village rebuilt the sidewalk in front of the house, they had to take down my silver maple tree. Or more precisely, Kippy’s silver maple […]
I’m a runner;
I run in the rain I run in the heat I run pretty slow I’m easy to beat I run on the trail I’ll run on the street I run in the snow I […]
For One Boy, Police Misconduct is a Dream Come True
BOSTON. Ten-year-old Timmy Kwiezscki has a dream–to become a uniformed police officer patrolling a beat–but it’s not clear he’ll ever realize it. “The chances of out-living a case of Stage 3 Osgood-Schlatter’s Disease are zero,” […]
Chicken Angolana and the SS
Angolan Entree CHICKEN ANGOLANA INGREDIENTS 2 boneless chicken breasts 2 boneless chicken thighs 1 garlic clove 1 medium onion 1 bay leaf 1½ tablespoons butter 1 teaspoon paprika ½ teaspoon salt 1 12-ounce can beer […]
A Day in the Life of a Feline Court Officer
Xavier Fernandez came to court in Middle Village, N.Y. to fight a minor charge. Then a cross-eyed cat jumped on the table. “You got any problem with a cat being in this hearing?” said Hearing […]