Unicorn Bites 9/29/13

I envy kids in highchairs. I want to eat something so intensely I have to be strapped in. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 29, 2013 Police shouldn’t use dogs. There are other trainable, […]

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Guns don’t kill people, bears do.

Guns don’t kill people, bears do. Some people own guns. Charlton Heston owns more guns than the combined armies of the so-called first world. I don’t own guns but that’s only because I’m not allowed […]

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