Cannibal Rats Cruises’ One Way Voyages
Do you have an annoying neighbor who blasts Justin Bieber until five in the morning? Do you have a tyrannical boss? And how do you simultaneously reward your nagging spouse and collect on that rather […]
Tag: Bears
GAME DAY RITUAL Packers vs Bears NSFW
What’s your superstition? For Matt and Katherine, it’s a lucky bobblehead. For Raymond and Amanda it’s… well…. let’s just say they didn’t think it through before inviting guests over. Click to watch this hilarious short […]
Unicorn Bites 9/29/13
I envy kids in highchairs. I want to eat something so intensely I have to be strapped in. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 29, 2013 Police shouldn’t use dogs. There are other trainable, […]
FOX Think Bears are Crying Wolf
You have Percocet or benzodiazapines handy? Yes? Then read on. According to Fox News, it’s a myth that polar bears are threatened by global warming since the polar bear is actually “thriving.” THRIVING. Fox Snooze broadcast […]
Bears Commit Home Invasion
A man in Monrovia, California locked himself in his bedroom when bears invaded his home and began ransacking his house. The man said he was able to remain relatively calm but admits he did start […]
Competition
Where do kids learn to be competitive? In the classroom? At summer camp or on a soccer field? Nope, they truly learn to compete in the back seat of a station wagon. Well, at least […]
Guns don’t kill people, bears do.
Guns don’t kill people, bears do. Some people own guns. Charlton Heston owns more guns than the combined armies of the so-called first world. I don’t own guns but that’s only because I’m not allowed […]
RV Adventures to the National Parks – Day 5: Cody, WY to Yellowstone NP
So we wake up in Cody, Wyoming, and we’ve got the day to split between this town and whatever we can get done in Yellowstone before we camp at Fishing Bridge in the park. We’ve […]
Spare the Rod?
Sentencing begins today in Chicago for Rod Blagojevich. Sources say he could get up to ten years in prison, forced to perform such demeaning jobs as scrubbing toilets — or worse yet, up to six […]