Tag: canada
My Suggested Additions for Immigration Bans
With all the turmoil over the Trump Muslim Ban, I thought it would be nice to offer advice to the great one about other countries that might pose a risk to the US. Come on, […]
Humor Meets Horror: Diane Tolley and Ghost of the Overlook
Diane Tolley is our latest Humor Meets Horror Author. I am a huge fan of Diane’s blog On The Border where she shares wonderful stories of her family in Alberta, Canada. Check out Diane’s many […]
Trump’s Treasurer Choice: Bernie Madoff?
http://gty.im/88045699 Donald Trump is considering convicted Ponzi schemer Bernie Madoff as next U.S. Treasurer, rumor has it. It’s hard to believe since once Trump called Madoff a scoundrel and a thief. “I did,” says Trump, […]
Dear American Refugees, Welcome to Canada
Greetings, American Refugees, On behalf of the people of Canada, we would like to welcome you to our country. We hope you’ll enjoy your stay. We heard about your recent election, and, frankly, we’re starting […]
Why Canadian Elections Are So Short
The other night I was watching a news show about the recent Canadian elections. A panelist mentioned that, at 13 weeks, the campaign was “long” by Canadian standards. I had to laugh – thirteen weeks […]
So you think you know Canada, eh? Seven myths about our neighbors to the north
The United States shares a border with its neighbor to the north, Canada, that’s 5,525 miles long – or if you happen to be Canadian, that’s 8,891 kilometers – not that anybody really uses kilometers, […]
Belgian Apple Fritters and World Peace
Belgian Dessert APPLE FRITTERS INGREDIENTS 2⅓ cups flour 16 ounces beer 5 large apples 4 cups vegetable oil (or enough to cover apple slices) ½ cup confectionery sugar 1 tablespoon lemon juice SPECIAL UTENSIL electric […]
Pasta Sauce, Butter, and World Peace
Italian Appetizer PASTA SAUCE INGREDIENTS 2 garlic cloves 2 pounds Roma tomatoes 2 tablespoons olive oil 1 teaspoon basil 1 teaspoon marjoram 1 teaspoon onion powder 1 teaspoon oregano 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon savory […]
Unicorn Bites 2/9/14
It’s cute how Canada gets to send athletes to the Olympics just like a real country. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 9, 2014 The Winter Olympics: The 2 weeks when for some reason I suddenly […]