Friday Humor Devotional

  Dear Lord, please find it in your heart to forgive us.  During a rodeo outing Grandma urgently needed to use the restroom.  While she was having her lengthy Metamucil induced constitutional, we completely forgot […]

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Unicorn Bites 7/28/14

4 y.o: I used the potty. Can I have a treat? Me: No. You always go in the potty 4: I can stop Me: Apparently I negotiate with terrorists — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 28, […]

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Unicorn Bites 7/22/14

Wife: I need to get something off my chest. Me:*reaches for her bra* Wife: Are you really that dumb? Me: Wife: Me:*reaches for her bra* — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 23, 2014 Based on what people think of Marilyn Monroe […]

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Unicorn Bites 7/4/14

[firework goes off] 2-year-old: *screams in terror* Wife: She hates it. Pick her up. Me: I don’t hold communists. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 5, 2014 Today we’re driving across four states with three kids […]

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