The Place to Take a Humor Break
[The following is an approximate re-telling of a recent traffic stop I had with local law enforcement for a moving violation. The events of my run-in all happened exactly as described below. Well, almost exactly.] […]
Exiting the highway, I had a choice of picking one of two lanes at the red light ahead. Which would be faster? In the right lane, a truck with “wide load” signs and hazard lights […]
One of my favorite jokes goes like this: “I got really drunk last night, so I decided to take the bus home. Now that may not sound impressive to you, but I’ve never driven a […]
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK There was a time when I was the same reckless driver I now complain about. My first two cars were fast, and I liked to believe I was the stuntman […]
Dear Lord, please find it in your heart to forgive us. During a rodeo outing Grandma urgently needed to use the restroom. While she was having her lengthy Metamucil induced constitutional, we completely forgot […]
A few weeks back, as I drove down the road with my wife, a silver SUV approached us from the opposite direction. At least, I’m pretty sure it was a silver SUV—my full attention was […]
Last week, I lost a friend, mother figure–whatever label fits. She braved a five-month battle, but she knew at the beginning of the battle that she was not going to win. So, my job as […]
DRIVING HAIKU #1 Dodge City Block I got to the stop sign first. Please do not kill me. DRIVING HAIKU #2 You have a big car. I’ve a sonic obliterator. You will yield to […]
A drug dealer in Tennessee is behind bars because of a confession he voluntarily made to the police—well, sort of voluntarily. This is his tale of woe. The alleged criminal was driving merrily in his […]
4 y.o: I used the potty. Can I have a treat? Me: No. You always go in the potty 4: I can stop Me: Apparently I negotiate with terrorists — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 28, […]