Unicorn Bites 11/13/13
3-year-old: Why did you stop? Me: B/c the car in front of us stopped 3: You can drive over them I’m not letting her drive until she’s 30. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November […]
3-year-old: Why did you stop? Me: B/c the car in front of us stopped 3: You can drive over them I’m not letting her drive until she’s 30. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November […]
Me: Will you ever stop loving me? Wife: I didn't know I ever started. Then we high-fived and went back to not speaking to each other. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 4, 2013 […]
Most of my parenting involves hearing a loud noise in the other room and shouting, “What happened?” Getting up is for amateurs. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 21, 2013 People are more important […]
HumorOutcasts Press had the honor of publishing this hilarious and touching collection of essays by acclaimed author Jamie Reidy whose first book Hard Sell: The Evolution of a Viagra Salesman was made into the film, […]
Family, friends and funny! This is what happened when self-proclaimed wise ass Jamie Reidy, is joined on air by his Dad (Go Manhattan College Jaspers) and his Dad’s friends. What a fun glimpse into the […]
This week, I was lucky enough to have my parents visit us. It has been a long time since they made the treks, so I wanted everything to be perfect. It’s funny about parents. […]
I stand on the baseline, bouncing a tennis ball off the ground using my left hand. My dad shuffles in place in front of the net, hovering in the serving box with his back facing […]
So, you think you know your family? Think twice. Police arrested a Florida woman who allegedly tried to attack her 80-year-old father with a knife because he wouldn’t share his potato salad with her. Now, […]