My Last Hurrah: Pot Brownies
I read in the news today that three senior citizens had to be taken to the hospital after attending the funeral of their good friend. I thought to myself, wow, they were so overcome with […]
Tag: funny stories
He Didn’t Do It, Dammit
Really, you can not make this stuff up. Apparently, earlier this month, Gumby tried to rob a 7-11 store in San Diego, however, without his pony Pokey, and hands like slippery, felt frying pans, this […]
Nightmare at Macy’s
YOU’RE WALKING DOWN a crowded street and to your horror, you notice the people looking at you and laughing. They’re pointing at your nether regions and when you look down, you notice that you are […]
Red-Eye Etiquette
So my husband took the red-eye flight recently from San Francisco to Philadelphia. He flies a lot for work, and probably three times a year, he takes a red-eye flight. But this last time he […]
I Really Know How to F Up My Kid!
The family went to the planetarium in Philadelphia this week. My parents were in town, I had a day off and the kids wanted to see the mummy exhibit. Well, my 8-year-old daughter did. My […]
Michelangelo – The Missing Years
Hello! I’m back! I thought I’d let a suitable hiatus intervene after my recent epic daily postings of the Eric Preet Serial. This whimsical article was inspired when an airbrush illustrator friend of mine told […]
To Slap or Not to Slap
Comedian Larry Miller said, “Women, you don’t have any idea what men are thinking, and if you did, you would never stop slapping us.” Okay. Well, women as we get older, don’t actually care so […]
Eric Preet’s Week of Sins: Sunday
AND, INDEED, I was. Brenda was relentless. The next day was Sunday and she was still hard at it, or, rather, me. If I had been hoping to commit the seventh deadly sin of sloth, […]
Eric Preet’s Week of Sins: Saturday
“AYE, AYE, WHAT’S all this then?” It was Saturday morning. Through my bleary vision I could just make out the form of a policeman. I thought the film makers must have come back and that […]
Awkward Priest
Summer is good and bad. The “good” is going to the beach, eating ice cream when it’s hot, swimming in the pool and playing outdoors. The “bad,” as an adult at least, is that it […]