Can I Offer You Some Meth?
In North Korea, when guests enter a home many are offered meth instead of coffee, tea or any other type of beverage. In fact, North Koreans use meth to treat colds, coughs, aches and pains. […]
In North Korea, when guests enter a home many are offered meth instead of coffee, tea or any other type of beverage. In fact, North Koreans use meth to treat colds, coughs, aches and pains. […]
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I’m a sorry excuse of an individual. Back in the day, my dog and I used to bark at those hipsters with their complete lack of understanding of irony. Slim Shady would bark “get out […]
3-year-old: Daddy, what is your job? Me: I sit in a cubicle all day and try not to be sad. 3: Apparently I was supposed to lie. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 27, 2014 *1-year-old […]
Jesus: Go forth. You are now fishers of men. Peter: *harpoons a guy* Jesus: Too literal, bro. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 26, 2014 Sure, random teenager, you have swag, but only if “swag” means […]
When I was a baby, I couldn’t talk with words. This was so frustrating because I’ve always been massively opinionated so it’s important that you know what I think about stuff. This was never more […]
Hey, scientists: If wizards and spells aren’t real, then explain magic markers. *scientists’ heads explode* — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 25, 2014 My 3-year-old said, “Daddy, when you die, can I wear makeup?” If the […]