Unicorn Bites 12/15/13
My daughter got a book about eating healthy from a McDonald’s Happy Meal. That’s kind of like getting a lecture on being nice from Al-Qaeda. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 15, 2013 My […]
Tag: funny
Here’s an album cover from The Faith Tones called “Jesus Use Me” and with a bit of luck, it might make what I’m talking about into something that looks like I know what I’m talking about.
From time to time, I find myself in the unusual position of knowing something or at least I think I do. I’m unusually good at relationships because I know my countless limitations and for a […]
Unicorn Bites 12/14/13
My wife made me try out for our church’s nativity play. I volunteered to be Harry Potter. Guess who earned himself a quiet evening at home. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 14, 2013 […]
Last Minute Gifts for the Special Guy in Your Life
It’s getting down to the wire, and many of us are still stuck on one or two gifts for the men in our lives. So, as always during this time of year, I try to […]
The Language of Learning.
I have an infinitesimal, Lilliputian, teensy-weensy vocabulary and culpability is not mine. When I was littler and I was learning words, there was just too many words to learn. Because of this, I became massively […]
One Pension That Could Be Cut
So the debt-obsessed House just passed a budget deal. Not surprisingly, it delivers more bad cuts than a hair-cutting school that’s nearing bankruptcy. And as usual, it leaves out one of the easiest cuts that […]
The Bill Y Exercise Regime of Real Greatness
I’m not saying my way is the best way but its way better than your way and that’s a fact. With great responsibility comes great responsibility to make the world or at least its people, […]
Unicorn Bites 12/12/13
Wife: “You’re basically just a penis with a drinking problem.” Me: *hugs her* We finally understand each other. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 12, 2013 My wife texted that she’s having a bad […]
Airport Baggage Claim Jagoffs
At the airport baggage claim, why do people have to stand right at the edge of the conveyor belt in the way of EVERYONE ELSE who is trying to pick up their bags? Can’t these people see their homemade curly-glittery-red-ribbon handle markers from […]
Two likes make alike
I told Jill Y that I love her and I always will but she knew that. I also told her that I love myself more than I love her but she knew that. When you […]