Funerals to Die For
I just saw part of a show called “Best Funerals Ever”. In this episode, the family of the deceased hired a funeral planner to put together a Christmas-themed event complete with elves, a Gingerbread man, […]
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Mouse or Cobra?
So you think you know stuff? What’s that like then? If I had a currency for everything I know, I would have a grand total of no money. Although I’ve never reported anything in my […]
The man who capitalized each word he used, was not happy, but his fellow brother helped him out.
Apart from drinking, life is all about helping our fellow brothers and sisters in their time of need. There’s nothing worse that buying a Bon Jovi CD and then seeing the CD for a cheaper […]
Climbing My Family Tree Once More
I should tell you about my Uncle Philbert, the eccentric billionaire. He was always afraid we’d be after him for money. He was right. So he cleaned out all his bank accounts, faked his own […]
Like Father, Like Daughters
It isn’t our intended destination, but driving through our hometown, my sister and I feel a need to see the house we grew up in. Laura turns onto the street, slowing the car as we […]
The Book of the Country
Of the many, many, many things that I can’t afford to do, traveling is one of them. I’m lucky because I travel to some great places in my imagination but even that’s becoming expensive as […]
There’s wrong, very wrong and Venus/Mars wrong.
If I catch any of you laughing at this, I’ll find out when your next dentist appointment is and bribe the dentist to pull out your teeth. This is no laughing matter. This is serious […]
For Father’s Day: King Of The Bills, Part 2
For the first time in twenty-three years, my father was sans a cheap mechanic. He’d barely digested this when, a couple of months later, his “check engine” light came on. An hour-and-a-half from home, he […]