The Mayor Takes a Bicycle Ride
It was a beautiful day here in the trailer park. And since there were no major backups at the sewage plant and everything flowed as scheduled, I decided to take a break from my mayoral […]
Tag: funny
King of the Squirrels
This morning on the way to work, I came upon a pair of squirrels moving slowly across the road. I don’t think they noticed me, so I slowed down to avoid making squirrel pancakes. They […]
Shocking Revelations About Politician
Shocking revelations were revealed about Melvin Dinkledorf, representative of his state’s 8th district. New reports by over 12 different sources have shown that although he has been married for 36 years, he has not ever […]
I LOVE MY HO
I have a HO, dontcha know I love my HO fo sho My HO gives me some pleasure, Yo! It’s funny – give it a go! Sorry, Folks, there ain’t no mo. There really ain’t […]
Nice, Nice Nice
Have you ever wondered where all the kind and generous people have gone to? It seems like everyone now is out there to screw you in some way, shape or form. And while I’m all […]
How to Avoid Ghosts and Other Paranormal Fun
Last night while flipping through the channels, I came upon the show, Celebrity Ghost Stories. I have to say Hollywood’s stars have some pretty creepy experiences to share. During this episode, I watched Christopher Knight, […]
Can the Navy Seals Train my Dog?
In reading the news, I came upon the hundredth or so article about the raid that killed Osama Bin Laden. One of the most interesting reports in the trove of information focused on the dog […]
Crime Stopper with a Butter Knife–Maybe Not
I hate watching TV with my husband at night. He likes to turn on Criminal Minds before we go to bed. He falls asleep in the middle of the show, and I am left awake […]
Purpose of Church
What is the purpose of Church anyway? Does going to church create any positive impact upon the world? To show God that you have at least one set of nice clothes? Couldn’t God just take […]
Hot Wax and Hurt Feelings Do not Mix
Believe it or not, sometimes I get into quiet moods when I do not like to talk. I know — it is hard to believe – right? However, every once in a while it happens. […]