FIFTEEN SIGNS YOUR HUSBAND IS THINKING OF VOTING REPUBLICAN
l) “The Art of the Deal” is the first item on his Amazon wish list. 2) He’s changed his password to “BigHands” 3) The bumper sticker on his car says WHO CARES ABOUT YOUR HONOR […]
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New Hampshire Polling Shows Fiorina and Christie Running Neck and Place Where Neck Is Supposed To Be
Despite Governor Chris Christie’s effective attacks against Senator Marco Rubio, recent polling shows that while Rubio support has dipped, Christie’s numbers are still flagging. The latest poll taken in advance of the coming New Hampshire […]
The Big Takeaway From Last Night’s GOP Debate
Most of you probably didn’t watch last night’s GOP debate in Las Vegas. Instead, you probably watched another TV show exhibiting less fear and paranoia, like Doomsday Preppers. So I’m here to fill you in […]
Test for Syrian Refugees
By Stacia Friedman Republican presidential candidates have mandated that all refugees to the U.S. pass the following test of Judeo Christian Values. The Constitution guarantees the right to: A) Equal pay for women; B) Drive […]
GOP Debate Back On As NBC Agrees To Remove Moderators, Cameras, Questions
Days ago, the Republican National Committee suspended its February debate with NBC News because they were upset over the handling of CNBC’s recent debate in Boulder, Colorado. Many candidates felt they were ambushed with what […]
Trumps Gets Record-Breaking Book Deal
Ransom House announced a $20 million dollar advance for Donald Trump’s newest book, Apologizing is for Losers. “From the response we’ve gotten from the major sellers, we anticipate that the first edition will be sold […]
Walker Endorses Chastity Belts
“Big pharma is going to squeal like a stuck pig, but I can wrestle those bloated lobbyists into submission just like I did with the unions,” Governor Scott Walker told This Reporter as we toured […]
Palin Ready for Prime Time
“We’re gonna knock your socks off, America!” said Sarah Palin, as she signed napkins for customers at the Lock ‘N Load Dinner in Wasilla, Alaska. “Are you nervous about how the press will respond to […]
The HumorOutcasts Demographic
According to HumorOutcasts advertising analytics, 35 % of HO readers identify with the Democratic party, 12 % identify with the Republican party and 53 % lean independent. We also have a relatively large international audience […]
GOP Primary Shaping Up To Be a Choice Between The Lesser of 16 Evils
The Iowa Caucus for the Republican 2016 Presidential nomination is not until January 2016, but an already crowded field of candidates is fighting for the right to be on stage for the first televised debate […]