Am I a horse?
Thoughts run through my head like the prevailing wind of an act of thinking. Sometimes the thoughts have spin-off thoughts that spin-off into little buds of thought and I’m happy for them to be happy. […]
Tag: humor
How Clint Eastwood sees the world
I was telepathically communicating with my niece and telling her that back in the day, Justin Bieber hadn’t yet given birth to the thought that would one day infect everyone else’s thoughts and allow them […]
It’s Float Night!
Our pool club sent out an email stating they are closed for 24 hours due to a poop found floating in the pool. However, they also stated that they will still be open for their […]
When Brides Go Bad
A bride-to-be from Lehigh County, Pennsylvania murdered her fiancé hours before their wedding. This is a terrible story, I know. But I must ask: Did she not watch enough Lifetime Television to learn this simple […]
The Daredevil That Lurks Within
I am a closet daredevil. What does that mean? It means I would love to climb Mt. Everest, hang glide across the Grand Canyon, fly a motorcycle across 15 cars, surf a massive wave, jump […]
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
The Actors and adopters of kids, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were finishing up a long day at the office. Between the acting and the adopting, they were massively tired. Brad giggled to himself, wondering […]
Kathy’s Points to Remember — Being Sick
1. If you are feeling dizzy, weak and nauseous, you are probably sick. 2. If you are probably sick and, instead of doing the smart thing (i.e. staying home and killing whatever freaking bug you […]
Paul Ryan Wants to Know
After Sarah Palin congratulated Paul Ryan for being named the GOP running mate of Mitt Romney, he asked her a burning question that only she woud know: “How soon can I expect reality shows and Dancing with the […]