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Aliens are listening in on us. They have been doing decades of research to determine exactly which earthlings possess the greatest intelligence on the planet. Once this is determined, they will begin the process of […]
Aliens are listening in on us. They have been doing decades of research to determine exactly which earthlings possess the greatest intelligence on the planet. Once this is determined, they will begin the process of […]
Some things are good to plan in advance. Let’s review this handy birthing chart. If you are planning child number 19 in expectation of getting your own reality show like the Duggars…give it up because […]
So, you think you know your family? Think twice. Police arrested a Florida woman who allegedly tried to attack her 80-year-old father with a knife because he wouldn’t share his potato salad with her. Now, […]
Sharon Bialek, a former employee of the National Restaurant Association’s educational foundation, accused [presidential candidate Herman] Cain of making an inappropriate advance toward her in 1997, when she visited Cain in Washington, D.C. in 1997 […]
Sometimes I wonder why people breed. Okay, that’s not exactly correct. Sometimes I wonder why some people are allowed to breed. I know that sounds like a harsh statement, but just wait. Apparently, federal prosecutors […]
I recently ran into an old school friend and when I asked about her life, she told me a long, drawn-out story which basically ended with her telling me she was trying to “find herself.” […]
Name: Fuckles the Clown Age: Old Type: Not so freaking happy Skills: Can pull anything out of her ass Traits: Drunk Props: Vodka bottle (filled with the real thing), instrument for her main trick (see […]
It’s time once again for my Friday Dance of Joy. I post my Dance of Joy announcement on Facebook and Twitter each week, and I know that some people think these are merely words on […]