Horoscope of Painful Truth, Love Edition
ARIES: That person whose car you deliberately ram into today because she/he cuts you off in traffic was supposed to be the one true love of your life. That will never happen now, because he/she […]
Tag: humour
The unconfirmed reports of Thirsty Dave, non-alcoholic beer and the scrapbook of soberness.
I have it on good authority that Thirsty Dave has been spotted drinking non-alcoholic beer! There’s more chance of Disney making a bigger mess with Star Wars than George Lucas did with the prequels than […]
Should you eat that meat?? Do you want to feel like angels are frolicking on your taste buds?
She asked me to say something romantic so I told her that I have no time for people but that I could listen to her for minutes. I think she wanted me to commit to […]
When I was pretending to be growing up, my sister would get away with everything, no matter how fast I ran after her
I like to think I’m a fan of mediocrity. It’s something I rarely get close to but it’s good to dream. When I was pretending to be growing up, my sister would get away with […]
Trying to figure out what’s real and not real in the real world is real hard
I used to work for the fraud department of a large credit card provider where my job was to investigate suspicious transactions on liars’ accounts. After a while you begin to see patterns in the […]
Eagles may soar in the clouds but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.
Allow me to lay down some factual words that are totally based on truth and not made up with any elements of makey-upy stuff. When I was a kid, playing in the snow, I saw […]
Now THIS is a Horoscope!
The horoscopes we see in newspapers and magazines are always flattering to people, no matter what sign of the Zodiac they were born under. In an effort to correct that gross misrepresentation, I present The […]
My First Passport
Very little is known about Bill Y but that’s only because I don’t want you to know. I was hatched in a Eastern European country where music was not allowed and that’s why the radio […]
Rhianna Vs. A Can Of Arizona Green Tea
When it comes to opinions, mine are always the best and yours don’t count. Fair, maybe not but it is what it is and it’s not up for debate. The thing about always being right […]