Love Me Tinder
For the first time since 1989, I’m playing the dating game. I haven’t really been in the mood to shave my legs, so I was in no hurry to jump back in after the divorce. […]
Tag: kids
You’re Grounded For Life by Tim Jones – Book Review
Finally, a book about raising kids that makes no attempt to help us. The author, Tim Jones, repeatedly tells us he has no answers. I find that enormously reassuring. I’m not the reason my kids […]
Warning signs you may be experiencing Kronic Incessant Disorder Syndrome (KIDS)
Over the past 50 years, throughout North America there has been an explosion of reported cases of Kronic Incessant Disorder Syndrome (better known by its acronym, KIDS). No socio-demographic group has been spared by this […]
Kids, Ask Me About God – By Reverend Tornquist
[Note from the staff at HumorOutcasts: This week, we are privileged to feature a LIVE CHAT with noted Christian evangelist Reverend Norman Tornquist, host of the popular webcast, Kids, Ask Me About God. Tornquist is […]
A Holiday for Non-Favorite Children?
It’s obvious to anyone who has been reading my work in the last week or so that I have had family relationships on my mind. Mother’s Day can do that to a person. The good […]
In Defense of the Firstborn
Before I go on to something useful, I would like to take a little time to talk about firstborn children. I speak from personal experience and from watching The History Channel too much. Firstborns do […]
10 Misconceptions of Christmas
Misconception Number 1: Mommy is dying to put up all the decorations by herself. This is a common misconception. I know this because as soon as you open the box with the Christmas train in […]
Ghosting Or How to Prank Little Kids
Photo credit The first year I was exposed to this strange, new Halloween concept, I was like, “Oh, what the hell is this? More crap I gotta do for my kids?” But that was because my daughter was like […]
Cut The Crapisms
I consider myself a good mom and an effective parent. I’ve never gotten a call from the school or police department that started off like, “Please say that you are the parent of <insert child’s […]