HGTV Is Remodeling My Marriage
Are you a fan of reality television? My wife adores the HGTV Network. It stands for Home and Garden Television, and in our one TV household, there is nothing more deflating for me than walking […]
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Moving Forward
Remember how you’d be in a high school class and two or three kids would be holding things back? You’d sit there and think “C’mon guys, its simple multiplication. Just carry the three…” I remember […]
Cheers! A Wedding Toast To The Couple You Don’t Like
We’ve all seen it happen: A train wreck of a marriage, headed down a one-way track to Miseryville, with a small layover at Domestic Violence, USA. Whether it’s family, friends, or the librarian we’ve befriended in an effort […]
And Another Michelle Bachmann Tirade
Michele Bachmann said the repeal of DOMA will endanger the United States, its children and the traditional concept of marriage. Upon hearing Bachmann’s tirade, Pat Robertson said, “Don’t listen to Michelle. She is a straight, […]
Climbing My Family Tree Once More
I should tell you about my Uncle Philbert, the eccentric billionaire. He was always afraid we’d be after him for money. He was right. So he cleaned out all his bank accounts, faked his own […]
If you don’t like gay marriage, blame straight people. They’re the one’s who keep having gay babies.
The last time I enjoyed myself was at the “1987 Brussels Convention Abolishing the Legalization of Documents between the member states of the European Communities”. I ripped up as many documents as I could lay […]
DNA of Your Relatives Are Only A Swab of Spit Away
I know my roots. I am second generation American. My grandparents were among the hoards of immigrants who came to the US in the early 1900s from Europe. They settled in Little Italy New York […]