Why Bigamists Should Never Post Facebook Photos
You would think that being a bigamist would require one to maintain a life cloaked in secrecy so that the whole bigamy thing goes unnoticed by the world or at least by the spouses who […]
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Pat Robertson Blasts Gays For Rampant Extramarital Sex
On The 700 Club yesterday, television evangelist Pat Robertson blasted homosexuals, complaining that they engage in rampant premarital and extramarital sexual acts. He pointed to some damning statistics gathered by his research department that clearly […]
The Dude Don’t Feather Dust
A Georgia politician recently took considerable flack for claiming that gay marriage will lead to massive fraud. This woman believes that heterosexual friends will get “married” so one friend can access the benefits offered by […]
Say Yes to the Dead Bird Dress?
So, you are getting married? Now that you have that ring on your finger, what is next? Well, if you are like most brides, you want to get THE dress. Dresses are as varied as […]
One Flew Out of the Cuckoo’s Nest
A woman is accused of trying to poison her husband in a very creative way. Apparently, this was going to be a murder-suicide thing as the woman “stuffed” (I don’t know the correct term for […]
The First Argument – Adam & Eve
I don’t know why I’m a perfectionist. Possibly because I’m the first-born? Maybe because I’m a woman? It could even be a DNA type thing—that obviously didn’t mutate to my teenage crumbsnatchers. Whatever the reason, somewhere inside […]
Male vs. Female, Holiday Style
THANKSGIVING DAY WOMAN: Cooking the Thanksgiving Day turkey and everything that goes with it is one more yearly chore. She has planned and orchestrated the entire feast, including who will sit next to each other […]
Kirstie Alley’s Love Confessions
Kirstie Alley boasted in an interview that at separate times, she and John Travolta and she and Patrick Swayze had intense romantic feelings of love for each other even though when she met them she […]