How to Outdraw Marshal Dillon
I love the old western series Gunsmoke. I enjoy testing my gun slinging skills with Matt Dillon at the start of the show. The result is bad for the marshal of Dodge City. I’ve won […]
Tag: thriller
Mosquitoes, The Future Doctors
I heard on the radio that scientists are planning to rid the world of that dread curse, malaria! Hooray! What an admirable goal. Excelsior. But how are they planning to this? By injecting mosquitoes […]
Bad Artist #24, Resolutions
RESOLUTIONS HAIKU #1 I won’t eat any Lutefisk, mushrooms, and haggis No matter how tempted. RESOLUTIONS HAIKU #2 I hereby resolve Not to misplace my glasses More than once daily. – Paul R. De […]
Bad Artist #23, Christmas
CHRISTMAS HAIKU #1 I will always know Why this day is so special. Thank you, Jesus. CHRISTMAS HAIKU #2 Didn’t shop Walmart. Christmas lights up for next year. I must have been good. – […]
The Vice President Doesn’t Like Me
Some time ago*, Joe Biden, the Vice President, of this august land sent me a post titled, “I’ve had it up to here.” I don’t know what I’ve could have done to upset him. […]
Bad Artist #22, My Wish
MY WISH HAIKU #1 May 2015 Be as wonderful to you As you are to me. MY WISH HAIKU #2 You brighten my life, Friend, with everything you do. I am so grateful […]
Bad Artist #21, Driving
DRIVING HAIKU #1 Dodge City Block I got to the stop sign first. Please do not kill me. DRIVING HAIKU #2 You have a big car. I’ve a sonic obliterator. You will yield to […]
Excerpt for A Walking Shadow by Deborah Fezelle and Sherry Yanow
We are happy to post an excerpt from the newest release from Shorehouse Books A Walking Shadow, the mystery/suspense novel, which is the sequel to An Evil That Men Do, written by talented duo Deborah […]
Great Moments of Insight
“Insiders buy stocks for only one reason. They think the prices will go up.” – From an online advertisement. “Heat rises in Holland.” – Dutch real estate agent Whoa, slow down. Let me […]
Bad Artist #20, Grammar
GRAMMAR HAIKU #1 It is a truism. Good grammar and chocolates Will impress your date. GRAMMAR HAIKU #2 Remember tonight, Lust is fleeting but grammar Endures forever. – Paul R. De Lancey, Bad Artist […]