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Passing the Torch or just Blowing It Out?

February 23, 2017
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Being the intrepid reporter I am, I managed to snag an exclusive interview with someone very high up in the immigration department of the American government. This interview reflects the views of many trusted government…

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Dear American Refugees, Welcome to Canada

November 11, 2016
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 Greetings, American Refugees, On behalf of the people of Canada, we would like to welcome you to our country. We hope you’ll enjoy your stay. We heard about your recent election, and, frankly, we’re starting to…

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Goat yoga, a fellatio cafe & other weird news

August 4, 2016
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Remember how Julia Louis Dreyfus’ character on Seinfeld would exclaim, “Get out!” then shove someone because she simply couldn’t believe what they said? Well, here’s a virtual exclamation and shove in response to these weird…

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A New Second Amendment

July 12, 2016
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It is no secret that so many of our woes would be eliminated if we just deleted the second amendment which some people interpret as the right to bear arms–not limb arms or grizzly arms…

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Garden & Gun

November 9, 2015
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When my sister-in-law visited recently, she brought the latest issue of the magazine Garden & Gun. Yes, that’s what I said—Garden & Gun. And while this pairing might at first seem the teeniest bit unlikely,…

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Some Things Don’t Change, They Just Get Funnier

October 20, 2015
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Being a guy who participates in gunfight reenactments is the polar opposite of being a guy at a fertility clinic. When you’re the mock “gunfighter,” you actually want to be shooting blanks. Recently, a participant…

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Taking Walmart to a Higher Level

March 17, 2015
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Restrooms in a Muncie, Indiana Walmart have been shut down because an employee discovered an active Meth lab inside. It seems the one and only observant Walmart employee found the illicit drug lab after he…

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Men Who Don’t Love Women Enough And How To Shoot Them

January 16, 2015
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Q: Janice and Edward have been married for twelve years. They have two children. Edward is an accountant. Edward and Janice have sex once a week, on Wednesday night at 9:15. Sex lasts for three…

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Chicken Adobo and the Darkness That is Karaoke

October 16, 2014
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Chicken Adobo and the Darkness That is Karaoke

Filipino Entree CHICKEN ADOBO INGREDIENTS 6 garlic cloves 2 pounds chicken breasts 6 tablespoons soy sauce 3 bay leaves ½ cup vinegar 1¾ cups water ½ tablespoon peppercorns 1 teaspoon salt SPECIAL UTENSIL – OPTIONAL…

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Excellent Musical Adventures

September 15, 2014
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Excellent Musical Adventures

What’s the single most grating sound your eardrums will ever encounter? The shriek of fingernails grinding over a chalkboard? Sarah Palin talking? Nope, it’s the shriek of a kid practicing on a wood-wind instrument. In…

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