Trump + Pecker = Dirtiest Campaign Ever?
All these candidates have been sniped at – sexual innuendos, accusations of drug use, child neglect, etc – by the biggest media sniper of them all, The National Enquirer, and all the behest of or […]
Tag: Jeb Bush
Scalia in Heaven
“After all I’ve done for them, this is how they treat me?” moaned Justice Scalia, wringing his hands. “Stop kvetching,” said Justice Brandeis, “At least you’re up here. Not down there with the rest of […]
The Parallel Lives of Jeb Bush & Leon Trotsky
A tale of two men paralleled by fate at different marks in history. Jeb Bush never knew Leon Trotsky personally; Trotsky was already dead a decade by the time he was born. However, the humorous […]
Jeb Bush Accepts Hennessy Endorsement, Appeals With Young Black Voters
MIAMI, FL — Black History Month brings out the best in politician voter relations. Just yesterday Republican presidential nominee hopeful Jeb Bush became the newest brand ambassador for Hennessy liquors to kick off positive race […]
Batshit Crazy Republicans
It’s stupid season again which means it’s time for our list of Batshit Crazy Republicans for 2016. Sarah Palin She’s not running this year, but Palin’s endorsement speech for Donald Trump broke new ground in the […]
Bipartisan Parmesan: The Cheesy Side of Politics – Lever No. 2
You know you’re a serious Presidential candidate when your opponents refer to you by your first name. “Carly Fiorina, Jeb Bush, Bernie Sanders and Hillary will discuss the rising cost of Parmesan and Provolone” – […]
Let The Motivating Begin
According to the New York Times, Jeb Bush is considering bringing in his brother and former President to provide a boost to his campaign. This ‘shock-and-awe’ treatment might make sense since Jeb Bush is currently […]
Caitlyn Jenner Reveals Hidden Talent
For those who think Caitlyn Jenner’s only talent is learning how to walk, pivot and turn in six-inch heels, hold onto your Spanx. At an exclusive interview with This Reporter at the Four Seasons Hotel […]
Donald Trump’s Coif Nominated for Nobel Piece Prize
The infamous coif that has become Donald Trump’s trademark has been nominated for a Nobel Piece Prize for its “services to raising the profile of hairpieces worldwide.” It is the first time that an American […]