The Place to Take a Humor Break
Millions of elves on the shelf were recalled to the North Pole after a blistering report surfaced which uncovered a staggering number of illicit activities performed in a clandestine fashion under cover of night. According […]
Step 1: Take a regular sentence. Step 2: Cut out all the vowels. Congratulations. You speak Russian. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 9, 2014 4-year-old: *sees an old war vet missing a thumb* Did you lose your […]
This is a story of a teenaged boy whom I will call Ignacio. He was brought to America from a village in South America to live in a small town for a year as a […]
Guatemalan Entree SHUCO (Hot Dog) INGREDIENTS 1 yellow onion ⅛ head cabbage 2 chorizo sausages 4 foot-long hot dogs (or as long as you can get) 2 loganizas (white sausage, linguica) ¼ pound thinly sliced […]
Me: Time for church. 4-year-old: We went last week. Me: We have to go every week. 4: Why? Is there something new in the Bible? — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 7, 2014 Me: Why are you crying? 4-year-old: Mommy […]
Please sing to Jingle Bells! HO HO HO HO HO HO It’s time to spread our cheer Wishing you a Merry Christmas And a wonderful new year HO HO HO HO HO HO May Santa […]
My Husband’s Not Gay – That’s the name of a new reality special set to air on TLC on January 11th. While the Huffington Post does not seem very enthusiastic about this groundbreaking new release, […]