The Stark Shark Reality By Barry
Barry GWS here! In honor of my very special week, I thought I’d share a few quotes I saw posted on Twitter about us sensitive and misunderstood fish: “They only attack if they sense fear.” said the man […]
Barry GWS here! In honor of my very special week, I thought I’d share a few quotes I saw posted on Twitter about us sensitive and misunderstood fish: “They only attack if they sense fear.” said the man […]
Dear Lord, I don’t know how to explain to my grandmother that taking selfies while she’s prepping for her colonoscopy does not make her a badass and posting it to Twitter and Instagram with the […]
Dear Lord, please help me keep a straight face when I reprimand my 6-year-old son for telling his 4-year-old brother that eating a jar full of fireflies would make him a glow in the dark […]
Dear Lord, please help me explain to my dimwitted cousin that “Who is Queen Latifa and Sir Mix-a-Lot was not the correct answer to the Jeopardy question: Royal couple that recently toured the United States, […]
Dear Lord, if my husband brings me one more bouquet of flowers I’m going to divorce him! Don’t get me wrong I love the sentiment; however, they would be much more flattering if he didn’t […]
Doctor: Everything checks out fine Deb. You’re in great shape for your age. Me: For your age? Eh, thanks doc. Anything else or can I hobble out of here on my walker. Doctor: Hah, you’re […]
I hate doctor’s appointments. It doesn’t matter which doctor’s appointment it is – OBGYN, GP, Bone and Joint. Any doctor that has a lobby, a snarky Nurse’s Assistant and a scale is nerve-racking. The other […]