Category: Fiction
‘Open’ Parking Space Actually Seems To Be Taken By a #*%&ing MG Again
Upon further inspection, an against-all-odds open parking spot spied by Michael Brenton at the Valley View Mall Friday night was determined not to be unoccupied after all. On approach, this lucky spot was quickly discovered […]
Tuna Melt and How the Cheeseburger Won World War II
American Entree TUNA MELT INGREDIENTS 2 5-ounce cans albacore tuna 1/3 cup mayonnaise 1/4 cup diced celery 2, tablespoons minced yellow, brown, or red onon 1 teaspoon dill weed 1/8,teaspoon pepper 1/4 teaspoon salt 2/3 […]
The Missing Genre in Literature
Recently in the world of literature we’ve seen some interesting historical mash-ups. We’ve had Abraham Lincoln repurposed as a vampire hunter. We’ve seen Snow White presented as a cannibal who eats dwarves (spoiler alert: they […]
Baleadas, Hades, and Beenie Weenees
Honduran Entree BALEADAS INGREDIENTS 1 cup queso duro or cotija 8 8″ flour tortillas 1 15-ounce can refried beans 1/2 cup crema agria or crema Mexicana OPTIONAL INGREDIENTS 4 scrambled eggs 2 thinly sliced avocados […]
When A Doctor’s Appointment Goes Bad.
I hate doctor’s appointments. It doesn’t matter which doctor’s appointment it is – OBGYN, GP, Bone and Joint. Any doctor that has a lobby, a snarky Nurse’s Assistant and a scale is nerve-racking. The other […]
Keep The Fish, This Kid Wants A Car
My students for this session are already competent drivers. We covered the entire program plus everything else I could come up with in the first four sessions. So today I’m mostly directing turns and fine-tuning […]