Manson’s Bride?
A 25-year-old woman claims to be the fiancé of Charles Manson. She is spearheading a campaign to have the serial murderer released because she feels he was railroaded into jail. I guess there is now […]
Category: Fiction
My Happy Place
Back in the day, when dinosaurs roamed the earth, Sugartastic Daddy John, Thirsty Dave and I were single, non-attached entities. We would scour the streets, looking for women who might look on us with pity […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please thank my law office co-worker for catching an auto correction typo in my closing argument or I would have read the following statement, “Your Honor as my client’s counsel I would like […]
Plea To The Internet Gods
Once again internet, I come to you hat in hand asking you to please give me money. This time to make TV. Why do I feel the need to beg to you? Because writing this […]
Don’t Monkey With Holiday Traditions
Madam and I just got our Thanksgiving dinner food assignments. I’m in charge of bread, and she’s responsible for stuffing and sweet potatoes. Along with our menu instructions came a friendly Post It Note advising […]
Bank Customer Service – NOT!
So my OLD BANK was recently taken over by a NEW BANK. The process of working with and gaining the trust of all the old bank customers is going just GREAT (cue sarcastic eye). […]
The words speak for themselves
I am the fastest man to have ever walked out of a woman’s shoe shop and that’s a fact but it’s also a story for another day. Today we concentrate on a study that […]
Rich White U.S. Boomers Shown to be Most Repulsive Creatures in Universe
A new study by The Institute for Informed Discrimination has determined that the upper income fifty to seventy year-old heterosexual white American male is the most reviled creature in the universe. This is the first […]
Hoosiers Go Hog Wild In China
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK We here in rural Indiana don’t tend to think of ourselves as being part of the big worldwide picture. In fact, many people from the east and west coasts can’t […]
The New Barbie!
Have you heard about the new Barbie doll? In keeping with all the Hollywoodites who provide plastic surgeons with cushy cushy lifestyles, this doll is more contemporary than her predecessors – she comes with implants! […]