My Heart, Be Steel
March Fifth is my eleventh wedding anniversary, so I checked and found out the traditional gift for that particular landmark is … steal. So I gave Emily a license plate. I don’t know what I’m […]
Category: Everyday Life
I Read This Sign Differently
Most people’s initial reaction to the sign below would be that a man named Rip Fritzer wants you to contact him about selling his home. He tells you that you should call him because […]
Probing Prominent Prostate Problem
This story actually happened some time ago, so not to worry: I do NOT have cancer. But the docs thought I might … for several years. Specifically, I had high prostate specific antigen readings, otherwise […]
Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/21/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoftis for. And, as in the case with anything […]
“And Now a Word From Our Drug Dealers”
I ran into my friend Rose, the other day, and asked how she’d been. She said she was stressed because her mom was ill. I politely inquired about her condition like I was CNN’s Sanjay […]
The CABG Patched Chronicle
I haven’t been a hospital patient since I was in grade school. I remember the nurses dressed in white uniforms with pillbox hats looking like Jackie Kennedy’s bridesmaids. They were visions of purity, supplying drugs […]
Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/14/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoftis for. And, as in the case with anything […]
Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/7/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoftis for. And, as in the case with anything […]
