Thirsty Dave and The Crest of a Wave
When Thirsty Dave and Scurvy Jane ended their relationship, it was not the happiest of times. Winter appeared in place of Summer, Autumn and that other season and a cold chill ached at the bones […]
Unicorn Bites 3/17/14
My 3-year-old daughter asked, “If I eat a leprechaun, will my poop turn green?” That mystery will keep me awake tonight. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 17, 2014 Oh, you wore green for St. Patrick’s […]
Miracle At Fred Meyers
It took me a long time to believe in the existence of miracles and God. I grew up going to a Catholic Church. And there’s no better vehicle for discrediting God in the eyes of […]
5 Reasons Why Insanity Doesn’t Work (PART 1)
If I were to start this post with the played out definition of insanity that so many people love to quote, then I’d just be perpetuating the cray. Instead, I’d like to offer up an […]
Who am I? I’m HandMuppet
I think I’ve missed my calling in life and will present the reasons by combining the following letters, words, sentences, paragraphs, and pictures, etc. I should have been a writer. I could have written stories […]
Unicorn Bites 3/16/14
3-year-old: Daddy, are you stronger than a gorilla? Me: Is there one here? 3: No. Me: Then yes. Absolutely yes. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 16, 2014 3-year-old: What happens if my brain falls out? […]
Only On Twitter…
Another parody account surfaces: @CNNToyPlane. If you have not read the story, google it. Enough said. Following.
The similarity between Bill Y and Will Y
Sometimes you just can’t help yourself. You know its wrong and you tell yourself its wrong but you don’t listen to yourself and then you wonder why you’re talking to yourself in the first place. […]
Unicorn Bites 3/15/14
Don’t do drugs, kids. The extra demand drives up the price. Wait, I mean because drugs are bad for you or something. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 15, 2014 Not to brag, but I pooped […]
Opera for People Who Don’t Like It
Auditions If you think job interviews are the liver and Brussels sprouts on the dinner plate of life, try doing an audition sometime. An audition makes a job interview look like a triple-dip double chocolate […]