Story Problems
Sharpen your pencils, get out your slide rule, and see how you fare with these story problems. Three pigs had 5$ each. Five pigs had 3$ each. Where did they get all that money? I […]
Opera for People Who Don’t Like It
DEATH, OPERATIC STYLE In most operas, somebody dies. Usually it’s the hero or the heroine, or both of them. Occasionally, someone else will get in on the act, too, not wanting to be left out […]
Unicorn Bites 2/17/14
My 1-year-old always uses her middle finger. When she points to food, I don’t know if she means “I’m hungry” or “fuck those green beans.” — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 17, 2014 If someone asks […]
You gotta hand it to her.
Sometimes the name says it all
“Snake Salvation” Not Picked Up for Second Season
The National Geographic Channel has decided not to pick up “Snake Salvation” for another season. A spokesman for the channel stated that they’ve chosen to go in another creative direction and wish the show’s star, […]
The Connection
I’ve been trying to figure out why Downton Abbey is so popular in America. Yes, the acting is excellent and the clothes are superb. The drama is gentle but highly engaging. The settings are beautiful. […]
Reduce Your Carbon Footprint
How many of us can say that we really make a difference? We can all say it but how many of us actually affect humanity for the greater common good? I’m not a charitable organization but […]
Unicorn Bites 2/16/14
Wife: *cleans like crazy* Me: Calm down. It’s my mom coming over, not the pope. *my mom walks in with the pope* Wife: Mother fucker… — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 16, 2014 My 1-year-old figured […]
HumorOutcasts Radio – Interview with Christy Jacobs
HumorOutcasts Radio welcomed Christy Jacobs. Christy is a Life Coach, Conscious Comedienne, and TV Writer with a Master’s in Spiritual Psychology. Her TV credits include “Home Improvement,” “The Drew Carey Show,” “8 Simple Rules,” and […]
The Sweet Sweet Smell of My Grandkids’ Grandma
On the night of Valentine’s Day, 2014, I was caring for three of my grandchildren. (What else would I be doing on Valentine’s Day?) My grandkids had already had their snacks for the […]