New Wisdom
Lately I’ve been reading the teachings of a hot new Chinese philosopher. His name is Lao Zee. Lao bears an eerie resemblance to the late Bruce Lee and his insights are brilliant. So much so […]
Might as well face it, your kid will never be as cool as this kid.
We Salute You Connor Ullmann
Boiled Water For Beginners
Fusion Basic BOILED WATER People boil water all over the world. You simply cannot become a master chef without mastering the art of boiling water. It would be as ridiculous as trying to build the […]
The Old Woman
The old woman walked onto the stage wearing her robe, pajamas, and slippers. As the patrons watched her climb the steps, they didn’t know what to think. Who was this old hag? She stood in […]
I wouldn’t really tell me not to do something unless you really want me to do it.
We went to visit Jill Y’s grandfather. The visit didn’t last too long and I’m told it was all my fault. A mocker like me, tends to say things to people without fear of consequence. […]
Unicorn Bites 2/10/14
Wife: What did I ask you to do? Me: Love you forever? W: M: Kill a man to defend you honor? W: EMPTY THE DISHWASER I was getting there. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 10, […]
Some Things Never Change.
Thirsty Dave is the one who isn’t the woman
Corned Beef Hash and Hornswoggling
American Breakfast CORNED BEEF HASH INGREDIENTS 3 medium brown potatoes 1 pound corned beef 1 onion 2 tablespoons butter 2 teaspoons parsley 1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce 1/4 teaspoon pepper 1/4 cup beef broth or broth […]
Endless Debate
Recently Bill Nye (The Science Guy) debated Ken Ham, the head of the Creation Museum in Kentucky. The topic of debate was Creationism versus Evolution. Before the debate started Mr. Ham stated: “…the majority of […]
HumorOutcasts Reporting from The 2014 Winter Olympics
Okay, so I’m not really in Russia or at the Olympics. I’m camped out on my couch eating a bag of Doritos, looking at a big pile of snow that’s so high it would scare […]