The Walking Dead Spinoff
They’ve got a name for the Walking Dead spinoff. It’s being called “The Joan Rivers Show.”
Leave It to the Beaver
Recently, I wrote a short piece on the fragrant anal glands of beavers. Who would have thought that this topic would get such attention; yet, it did. Anyway, questions were emailed–some that would make my […]
Truth be told
I was talking to Jill Y about something which had no right to be spoken about when I told her that in a blind taste test, hungry people chose a hot breakfast over cold cereal […]
Unicorn Bites 9/17/13
It’s called a “remote” because those are your odds of finding it when you want to change the channel. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 17, 2013 I don’t stumble around when I’m drunk. […]
TRADITIONAL FAMILY: You Won’t Believe These Values
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Solving The TV Advertising Conundrum
The other day an ad for the McDonalds dollar-menu popped up on my TV. I stared at the screen, thinking “Please God, tell me that Ben Harper hasn’t sold out.” Thankfully, upon closer inspection I […]
When there are so many words that can be used, it’s hard to know the right ones to use.
The girl on the train doesn’t even know I exist. This is evident by her “you don’t exist to me” t-shirt. I tried for 257 consecutive days to work up the courage to speak to […]
Woman vs. Machine
Don’t get me wrong. I love anything that runs on wheels, gears and/or electricity. The problem is, sometimes the gizmos don’t like me. But I know that machines have minds and personalities, and that they […]
Unicorn Bites 9/16/13
“You look like you’ve lost weight. Are you on meth?” I’m bad at giving compliments. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 16, 2013 Miley Cyrus: “Only God can judge me.” God: “Deal.” *unleashes 97 […]
U.S. Department of Labor: 99% of Jobs Have No Meaning
Despite the fact that most college graduates cite the desire to find meaningful work that can make a difference in the world, bleak figures released today from the United States Department of Labor reveal that, […]