Stories from the Cat House
My wife and I run a cat house. We take in girls – and boys – who were living on the streets and require them to do tricks in exchange for room and board. We’re […]
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Life With Harmony the Cat
DISCLAIMER: The opinions expressed below in no way correspond to the opinions of the human who typed this. I typed it because I am the only creature in the house who has opposable thumbs. Furniture […]
My Cat Buddy Announces His Bid for the Presidency in 2020
Greetings, my fellow Americans. I am Buddy. Just Buddy. No last name, as far as I know. (What can I say, my human, Tim Jones, really sucks at naming cats.) Ever since Donald Trump was […]
Pets Really Know How to Celebrate Holidays
One lap around the house with my Shark 3X Capacity Vacuum proved that our family pets have perfected the art of holiday celebration. A vacuum tank stuffed with dog hair, catnip, and shredded tissue reminded […]
A Horse Is a Horse
“My kingdom for a horse!” cried Richard III. I had no kingdom, but when I was a young girl I certainly cried a lot for a horse. Cried. Coaxed. Cajoled. I begged Santa for a […]
FAT CATS, HAPPINESS AND LAPTOP LOVE — WHAT I LEARNED FROM MAGAZINES THIS WEEK
The Utah State Attorney General’s office recently stated in a court filing that there is no constitutional right to marry a laptop. (Time, 6/19/17) Smartphones are spreading head lice. (New York, 7/10/17) People are less […]
Rude Awakening
This morning my sleep was ended not by the ringing of the alarm clock but by my wife Carol punching me in the nose. As I cried out in pain, she offered this: “Oh, I’m […]
Make Me Bill O’Reilly’s Replacement
Bill O’Reilly, the hugely popular and controversial host for Fox, was recently fired by Fox TV. They need a new host. I need a new platform beyond this blog for my views. So, I humbly […]