No Kitty Noses in the Banana Bread!
Dear Cat: 1. Cats cannot taste sweetness in food. Your taste buds are not built that way. Mine are. 2. Cats don’t like bananas. 3. Therefore, cats do not like banana bread, which is sweet […]
Dear Cat: 1. Cats cannot taste sweetness in food. Your taste buds are not built that way. Mine are. 2. Cats don’t like bananas. 3. Therefore, cats do not like banana bread, which is sweet […]
Ghosts think I’m boring. That must be the reason they don’t hang around with me or make their presences known. They have more interesting people to haunt. I’m no fun, probably because I don’t scare […]
First, Kitty gets bored with whatever she is doing and decides to take a nap. Cats sleep about 16 hours a day, so this is not unusual. Next, Kitty jumps onto the bed, lies down, […]
“Real” author, horse extraordinaire Noah Vail Madam looked peaked when she arrived barnside this morning. I watched as she rummaged through her tack trunk expressing displeasure over the odor. Apparently one of the couch potato […]
Not to be outdone by YouTube, /Cats. Where They Do Not Belong, LOL Cats and everybody else, I give you my version of the Cute Kitty Picture. My cat Harmony was happy to stay in […]
Ever since the first humans learned to walk upright, housework has been relegated to women. While the men were out hunting, fighting the tribe from the other side of the hill, getting themselves killed and […]
1. Watch you go to the bathroom 2. Philosophy: what’s mine is mine, what’s yours is mine, that which you may want in the future is mine. 3. You do not own them. 4. Must have dirty paws all […]
Lately, I have seen a lot of authors using guilt to sell books. I am all for promotion as anyone who knows me can tell you. I will do anything to help my authors or […]
1. Don’t put your cat in charge of your inkjet toners. Cats are relatively color-blind and they can’t read numbers. If you ask her for a black toner, she’ll probably toss you a tri-color one. […]