Guest Blogger Day: Stacey Gill and Sh#%ty Kitties
In an effort to get more writers known out there in the universe, we have begun to do Guest Blogger Days. Today is such a day and we are happy to feature former advertising copywriter […]
Tag: cats
Burmese Cake, Burma Shave, and the Cuban Missile Crisis
Burmese Dessert SEMOLINA CAKE (sanwin makin) INGREDIENTS 1 16-ounce can coconut cream or 2 14-ounces cans coconut milk. 3 eggs 2 tablespoons sesame seeds 1 cup semolina or cream of wheat 1 cup sugar ¼ […]
Definition of Morning Person and Not Morning Person
I saw a sign on Pinterest that read “There are two types of people: 1) Morning people and 2) Those who shoot morning people.” As funny as this might be, I think there needs to […]
Sugartastic Daddy John’s Story.
Sugartastic Daddy John was in pensive mood. He didn’t like that there were many tales of Thirsty Dave, Scurvy Jane and Jill Y’s fascination with shoes but very few tales about his bad self. In […]
The Scotch Had Nothing To Do With It
Last night I saw that commercial for Temptations Cat Treats where the guy comes to work wearing “cat boots.” You know, the one where the woman compliments his stylish boots, but he reveals “They’re not […]
The kitten chronicles
Over the past couple of months, I’ve had a lot of spare time to reflect on my life and really think about what it is I want to do with it. If money were no […]
The cat burglars of Walnut Street
This is the story about my involvement in a cat burglary. Literally. I feel obligated to preface this confession with the announcement that my mother is in no way affiliated with nor an advocate of […]
Practical space travel
You can tell alot about a person by what they take to space. The first time I met my son, he proposed the following question to me: “If you’re getting on a spaceship, and you […]
Unicorn Bites 3/25/14
Ladies, only move in with guys who own cats. They’ve already been trained to serve small, ungrateful creatures who think they own the place — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 25, 2014 Justin Bieber is awfully […]
Cat Owner’s Guide to Home Decor
Most people think that having a cat in the house means the end of a clean, clutter-free home. Allow me to prove those pretentious misconceptions wrong by sharing my own home decor advice that any […]