Once Upon a Vasectomy….
Once upon a time, there lived a family of four. The parents so loved their kids, they wanted to try for one more. After trying and prayers, they soon had a boy – this latest […]
Once upon a time, there lived a family of four. The parents so loved their kids, they wanted to try for one more. After trying and prayers, they soon had a boy – this latest […]
1. You find yourself singing “500 Miles” and crying. 2. You still have all of your old 8-track tapes. You can’t make yourself get rid of them, even though you now have all of those […]
Mother’s Day. Every damn year we celebrate this holiday. Sorry, this “day.” I mean, can we really call it a “holiday”? Would the post-office stop delivering mail or the banks close if Mother’s Day was […]
Octomom Nady Suleman has completed her first porn shoot. She said the experience awakened feelings of self-pleasure she never knew existed and she was thrilled that men will once again find her sexy. Someone should […]
If you have a pet, particularly a cat or a dog, you may have, by chance, seen them chase their own tails. Our cats did it mainly when they were younger, but that has not […]
In an interview with GQ, Terrell Owens paints himself as a victim. He is lamenting the fact that he has four children from four different women and he has to pay more than $40,000 per month […]
I am a co-leader for my daughter’s Brownie troop. This past weekend we went on our first camping trip, in cabins mind you, and it was a lot fun. We joined three other troops, one […]
Resolutions can be pretty serious, especially New Years Resolutions. Losing weight, not yelling so much, saving money etc…All of these are great resolutions, however, resolutions that are funny can also be taken very seriously. […]