The Great Catholic Halloween Caper
It was Halloween of 1955, and the kids of St. Joseph’s Catholic Elementary School had been looking forward to it, along with every other kid in the United States. We got to dress up in […]
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Once Upon a Vasectomy….
Once upon a time, there lived a family of four. The parents so loved their kids, they wanted to try for one more. After trying and prayers, they soon had a boy – this latest […]
Eight Ways To Know You Are a Baby Boomer
1. You find yourself singing “500 Miles” and crying. 2. You still have all of your old 8-track tapes. You can’t make yourself get rid of them, even though you now have all of those […]
Why Mother’s Day Sucks
Mother’s Day. Every damn year we celebrate this holiday. Sorry, this “day.” I mean, can we really call it a “holiday”? Would the post-office stop delivering mail or the banks close if Mother’s Day was […]
Octomom Does Porn
Octomom Nady Suleman has completed her first porn shoot. She said the experience awakened feelings of self-pleasure she never knew existed and she was thrilled that men will once again find her sexy. Someone should […]
From the mouths of babes….well, children…well, one child
If you have a pet, particularly a cat or a dog, you may have, by chance, seen them chase their own tails. Our cats did it mainly when they were younger, but that has not […]
Pity Poor Terrell Owens
In an interview with GQ, Terrell Owens paints himself as a victim. He is lamenting the fact that he has four children from four different women and he has to pay more than $40,000 per month […]
Camping with Girl Scouts 101
I am a co-leader for my daughter’s Brownie troop. This past weekend we went on our first camping trip, in cabins mind you, and it was a lot fun. We joined three other troops, one […]