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We Need a Little Christmas … Again
So … we need a little Christmas. I’ve always had this thing about putting up Christmas decorations, or in any way mentioning Christmas, before Thanksgiving. By “thing” I mean that seeing anything Christmas related […]
Santa’s On the Naughty List
T’was the night before Christmas when I met my partner, Mary Darling, for our Christmas Eve shift in the City of Angels. “Merry Christmas, Darling.” The squad room’s halls were decked. “Feliz Navidad,” replied Darling, […]
Misheard Bible Verse
The Bible has brought good news, comfort, and inspiration to billions of people over the millennia. That is, if it’s heard correctly during the chuch readings. Am I the only one, who when little, misheard […]
What I Did While I Was Awake
Swedish meatballs 1) Woke up. I inhaled and exhaled. Repeated. 2) Got out of bed. Dragged a comb across my head. 3) Shuffled off to the kitchen. 4) Made egg nog. Mixed breadcrumbs with milk. […]
