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Some things are meant to bee…

September 26, 2025 Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden
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Things to Do in Your Office Chair

March 1, 2025 Paul De Lancey

And here they are: 1) Do your taxes. 2) Check your investments. 3) Give to online charities. 4) Check messages from your doctors. 5) Write up a recipe for a new entree. 6) Go to […]

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Your Call is Very Important to Us

December 22, 2024 Paul De Lancey

Well no, not really. The whole customer-service process is designed to drive us crazy enough to hang up. I say when you lose your cool, lose it completely like in the picture below. Not only […]

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Stuck in an Endless Tech Support Loop

August 16, 2022August 13, 2022 Tim Jones

[The following is a true story, with no exaggeration, of the time I spent over five hours trying to get help from a tech support representative. – TEJ]  I had completed what I hoped was […]

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What I Think, #1, Customer Service

February 11, 2021February 11, 2021 Paul De Lancey

Dear Customer Service, If you repeat, “Please Hold. Your call is very important to us,” every minute for an hour, I will not believe you. Sincerely, Paul R. De Lancey, thinker Check out my latest […]

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Wisdom for Dummies

April 30, 2020April 30, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

When the receptionist says, “Can you spell your name for me,” I think she already knows you can.

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Wisdom for Dummies

June 28, 2019June 28, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

“That’s our policy” is another way of saying, “End of discussion. Now get out before I call security.”

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Hunger Games, Restaurant Edition

June 21, 2018June 21, 2018 Karen Galatz
Hunger Games, Restaurant Edition

    Eating out used to be special. It used to be fun. Now it’s noisy, crowded, pricy, and pretentious. It’s more hunger games, the restaurant edition, than fun and games. Where to begin my […]

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Tweet Wisdom-Paul Lander

December 28, 2017December 28, 2017 Paul Lander

HumorOutcasts presents ‘Outlanderish,’ totally arbitrary and unscientific picks of the best of @Paul_Lander tweets. Follow him on Twitter  

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Thanks For Trying To Ruin My Day!

November 28, 2016November 28, 2016 Roz Warren

If you work with the public, you’re stressed. Unreasonable customers. Demanding bosses. Reduced staffing. I love my job, but the workload is tough and getting tougher. What can we do to keep our spirits up? […]

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