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Tag: Death

Serial Bird Killer

July 13, 2012July 13, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

I have to wonder what the neighborhood birds think about me.  I maintain bird feeders and bird baths in the backyard and front yard. The “rest stop” for my feathered friends lie within five feet […]

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6 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestylebird baths, birds, Death, dogs, humor, post traumatic stress disorder, saliva, serial killers, windows

Olive Garden Spices up Life?

May 16, 2012May 16, 2012 Kevin Woolery

When I die I want to be cremated, and put into the pepper shakers at Olive Garden.

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Daycremation, Death, humor, Olive Garden

Death at Home

May 9, 2012May 9, 2012 Suzy Soro

Each time I read that someone was found dead in their home I’m shocked they weren’t found slumped over their Twitter feed.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The DayDeath, humor, twitter

Good Night, Nazi

March 17, 2012March 17, 2012 Lisa K. Nelson

John Demjanjuk, who was convicted last year for his role in killing 28,000 Jews at a Nazi death camp during World War II, has died  at age 91 in a care home in southern Germany.  […]

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Sittin’ Shiva, my diva

February 21, 2012 Wilma Jammer

Sittin’ shiva, that’s what we read, Sittin’ shiva, because he was dead. Rollin’ out to the burbs for a service while the Rabbi tries to keep us from bein’ nervous. Sittin’ shiva, I did, sittin’ […]

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Everyday Life, Lifestylecomedy, Death, fun, funeral, funerals, funny, funny stories, humor, humour, jewish, jews, parents, service, services, shiva, sitting shiva

False Death Rumors

December 20, 2011December 20, 2011 Stephanie Queen

A rash of false death rumors spread on the Internet which included the demise of Bon Jovi, Lil Kim and Newt Gingrich’s Presidential campaign.  Oops, my boo boo. Newt Gingrich’s campaign  really is dead.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The DayBon Jovi, Death, humor, internet, Lil Kim, Newt Gingrich

Larry King Wants to be Frozen

December 6, 2011December 6, 2011 Stephanie Queen

I just saw a report that said Larry King wants to be frozen when he dies. I am shocked and horrified by this new revelation. I thought he was dead and frozen years ago.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The DayDeath, frozen, humor, Larry King

Look on the bright side…

November 30, 2011November 30, 2011 Lisa K. Nelson

In your 40s, applying makeup after a rough night out can actually earn you credits toward a degree in Mortuary Science.

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Random Thought 11

October 12, 2011October 13, 2011 Jarod Kintz

I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Latin. It seems only fitting to read a dead language at my funeral.

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2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayabsurd, dead language, Death, eulogy, funeral, jarod kintz, Latin, random, weird

Saved by the Bell

October 5, 2011 Donna Cavanagh

We all know the phrase, “Saved by the Bell”. Okay, while most of us might equate that phrase to Zack, Screech and the rest of the Bayside High School TV cast, there is another meaning […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Relationships, Technologyburied alive, corpses, Death, humor, morgues, Saved by the Bell TV Show, Turkey, zombies

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