No Actors were used in the filming of this.
I have this massively inflated opinion of myself. In my head, I’m the ruler of 17 Eastern European countries, I print my own money and am never wrong. In reality, I am only the ruler […]
Tag: Disney
Unicorn Bites 9/28/13
Disney movies should have alternate endings that only play the 99th time a kid watches them. “Dad why did Cinderella get eaten by a raptor?” — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 28, 2013 A […]
Able-Bodied But Feeble-Minded
Many people seem to have no problem abusing systems designed to assist disabled persons. Due to such misuse, Disney theme parks recently cancelled a program designed to help kids who, for physical reasons, were unable […]
No Google, I most definitely did not mean…
The Google has been misbehaving to the max again. We recently had words and I thought we reached an understanding but I couldn’t have been more wrong. Words are important to Bill Y and I […]
Your Kid Could Be The Next Disney Channel Star!
The Disney Channel is conducting a nationwide talent search to discover their next crop of child stars. In case any of you parents out there are thinking of taking your children to one of these […]
Breathing New Life to Life Alert
I caught another ”I’ve fallen and I can’t get up” Life Alert® commercial. The commercial has been on for years, but lately I noticed that the “stars” of the commercial are getting younger. No longer […]
Get A Taste Of The Dark Side
Many moons ago, I wanted to work for a certain company that encouraged creativity and imagination. I was just out of college and had little work experience. I knew three other people who were interviewing […]
Disney v Internet Porn
Delaney was right to blame Disney for her high expectations of boys. Thanks to Disney, she expected boys to be the male equivalent of Justin Bieber when in reality, there is no male equivalent of […]
When Bad Things Happen To Good Chicken
So we found out that Chick-Fil-A donates their money to fund anti-gay groups looking to ban same sex marriage and we’re boycotting them. It couldn’t have happened at a worse time. Their peach milkshake is […]