Unicorn Bites 9/28/13

Disney movies should have alternate endings that only play the 99th time a kid watches them. “Dad why did Cinderella get eaten by a raptor?” — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 28, 2013 A […]

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The Curse

Everyone knows that something is up with America. Unlike, say, New Zealand or Canada, we’re plagued with gun massacres, racist incidents, domestic violence, and political idiocy. And that’s just last week – multiply by fifty-two […]

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No Google, I most definitely did not mean…

The Google has been misbehaving to the max again. We recently had words and I thought we reached an understanding but I couldn’t have been more wrong. Words are important to Bill Y and I […]

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Your Kid Could Be The Next Disney Channel Star!

The Disney Channel is conducting a nationwide talent search to discover their next crop of child stars. In case any of you parents out there are thinking of taking your children to one of these […]

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Breathing New Life to Life Alert

I caught another  ”I’ve fallen and I can’t get up” Life Alert® commercial.  The commercial has been on for years, but lately I noticed that the “stars” of the commercial are getting younger. No longer  […]

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Get A Taste Of The Dark Side

Many moons ago, I wanted to work for a certain company that encouraged creativity and imagination. I was just out of college and had little work experience. I knew three other people who were interviewing […]

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Disney v Internet Porn

Delaney was right to blame Disney for her high expectations of boys. Thanks to Disney, she expected boys to be the male equivalent of Justin Bieber when in reality, there is no male equivalent of […]

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When Bad Things Happen To Good Chicken

So we found out that Chick-Fil-A donates their money to fund anti-gay groups looking to ban same sex marriage and we’re boycotting them. It couldn’t have happened at a worse time. Their peach milkshake is […]

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Depraved Penguins Trending on Yahoo!

First of all, let’s just get this out of the way. Yes, I still use Yahoo. I know it’s not as cool and trendy as some other search engines but frankly those engines get on […]

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