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The Groundhog Assault–Year Two

July 31, 2012July 31, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

Last summer, I told the harrowing tale of my encounter with a groundhog or woodchuck or whatever.  This critter was not the cute Punxsutawney Phil who greets us each February to tell us when spring […]

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7 CommentsGood Clean Fun, Lifestylecantaloupes, dogs, gardens, groundhogs, humor, Ringo Starr, Rocky's Hot Sauce, scarecrows, Whole Foods, woodchucks

Kathy’s Points to Remember Today

July 16, 2012July 17, 2012 Kathy Minicozzi

1. Even if only two people are together in one room, they will not be able to agree on what to watch on TV. 2. The best way to enliven your wardrobe is to go […]

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6 CommentsGood Clean Fun, Ongoing Series, Words to Think Uponcats, dogs, fun, funny, funny lists, humor, humour, Kathy Minicozzi, old clothes, pets, random thought, television, TV

Serial Bird Killer

July 13, 2012July 13, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

I have to wonder what the neighborhood birds think about me.  I maintain bird feeders and bird baths in the backyard and front yard. The “rest stop” for my feathered friends lie within five feet […]

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6 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestylebird baths, birds, Death, dogs, humor, post traumatic stress disorder, saliva, serial killers, windows

The Puppy Pot Epidemic

May 18, 2012May 19, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

Does your dog display a faraway look in his eyes?  At times, does he possess a need for an exorbitant amount of Snausages?  Does he lie on his back and stare at the ceiling fan […]

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8 CommentsGood Clean Fun, LifestyleBrian Griffin, chocolate, dogs, Goofy, humor, marijuana, medical marijuana, Pluto, poison, pot, puppies, Republicans

Kathy’s Points to Remember … Again

April 23, 2012April 28, 2012 Kathy Minicozzi

Be kind to your neighbor’s noisy, obnoxious dog. He could turn out to be one of those animal heroes you see on TV, in which case you might need him to save your life. It […]

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2 CommentsGood Clean Fun, Words to Think Uponcoughs, darkest before the dawn, dogs, humor, sayings, tips

Have Your Dog Inspected Every 1,000 Miles

April 23, 2012 Deb Amlen

We have a dog, and as anyone who has ever owned a dog knows, it’s a lot like owning a car. Before the animal rights activists start sending nasty e-mails, all I meant is that […]

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4 CommentsUncategorizeddeb amlen, dog, dogs, pets

Diamonds Are a Dog’s Best Friend

March 27, 2012March 27, 2012 Neal Mayhem

A company called “I Love Diamonds” is selling a diamond-encrusted dog collar for $3.2 million. This is why the terrorists hate us

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Daycollars, dogs, humor, terrorists

DogTV Will Soon Be Barking at your Door

February 20, 2012June 18, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

There are 78 million dogs in the US, and many are latch key dogs – left at home while their owners do the unforgivable: go out and earn a living to keep them in designer […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestylecable, Cox, dogs, DogTV, humor, Jersey shore, pets, Reality shows, San Diego, Time Warner

Should a Dog Be Pink?

February 17, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

After I selected my weekly supply of dog treats at our local pet store, I stepped in line behind a man who had his little canine with him. I  should clarify that I wasn’t sure […]

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6 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylecanines, dog owners, dogs, fashion, humor, mohawks, Paris Hilton, pets, Pink

From the mouths of babes….well, children…well, one child

February 10, 2012February 10, 2012 Wilma Jammer

If you have a pet, particularly a cat or a dog, you may have, by chance, seen them chase their own tails. Our cats did it mainly when they were younger, but that has not […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Relationshipsabsurd, children, comedy, dogs, fun, funny, funny stories, humor, humour, kids, mice, mouse, parents, pets, stupid

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